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New Hampshire's Economy by ~Laverne:iconLaverne:





‘Twas once a place in the grand country of the uS of a
Called Hampshire
Mais, n’est pas Hamster, parce que
The economy included therewithal was rather jolly
But malais as the latin speakers would say
In contradiction.
Drinking water was poor and the hobos as well
Though hobos in essence detest money
Unless they don’t
And they beat in your windshield with a crutch
That they use to gain sympathy:::
but if Hampshire has a food bank
surely a million six-th graders work there
sorting potttatoes and pears and giving
to homeless who need.
Love, do I, the homeless. They roast soup over fire and
Live.
Live more honorably, rather, than corporate drones whose
offices surround them like hot blankets from the
Dryer when they’re five.
And protected from their corruption, they sleep lacking
humanity.
©2004-2009 ~Laverne
:iconlaverne:

Author's Comments

I couldn't fit the entire title into the title box, but it's "New Hampshire’s Economy )and So Forth)" and I wrote it in economics because I was messing around and decided to name my paper after New Hampshire rather than the Dominican Republic, just to see what Tommy would do. Then I mis-typed the parenthesis (sp?) wrong and decided to write a poem.

Be forewarned: I am not a poet. If you mention iambic pantameter, I will simply stare at the screen for a half-minute, shrug, and scroll down, knowing not of what you speak.

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just th other day i was talkin with my friend about how cool it would be to be a hobo...

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I like this thing I am, Come on I'll kill you.
:iconlaverne:
That'd be awesome. You'd have one of those big metal barrels with a fire and you'd get to roast canned soup over it. And you'd get to shamelessly smell bad. Hobos are my heros.
:iconmissedpoints:
oh man, this is still the best poem ever. honestly.

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"keep me up till five only because all your stars are out, and for no other reason."
:icon72-tour:
HAHA awesomely true!

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I like this thing I am, Come on I'll kill you.
:iconvelvetgreen:
Whitney! ASorry it took me so long to respond, but i fucking LOVE this! You are a master with the written word. *high five!*

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"Here is a scale.Weigh it out and you will find easily more than sufficient doubt that these colors you see were picked in advance by some careful hand with an absolute concept of beauty.They are smeared and these blurs come in random order to color the e
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that's kick ass. no one told me about your site, just for that, you get a favorite.

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

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